November 2010
So my friend was Santa for Halloween
-u-:
every house we went to
EVERY HOUSE
the person was all like
“SANTA?!”
“I think you got the wrong holiday.”
“Came a bit too early, did you, Santa?”
“IT’S SANTA CLAUS!”
“Hey, kids, it’s Santa!”
“Looks like Santa lost some weight.”
“OH, IT’S SANTA CLAUS!”
“Hey, I like your beard.”
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it's halloween night and I'm just sitting here on the comp
LIVING LIFE TO THE MAX
Then there was this little boy
- who was dressed up as harry potter
- so when I handed him candy (I was dressed as a cat)
- he was like
- “Thank You Professor McGonagall”
OH MY GOD ;-;
may a squadron of beautiful vaginas find their way to your crotch by day’s end
Listen
This is Halloween - Nightmare Before Christmas (Panic at the Disco)
